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Bears Demotivational Poster

JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews

BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!

TAGS: batbear batman wtf bears
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:11 pm
Cubbybears new job!

BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.

TAGS: bearsharktopus
Rating: 3.48/5

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Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.

IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!

DROP BEARS - they act friendly just before the deadliest attack

TAGS: drop bears
Rating: 3.5/5

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CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.

CARE BEARS - They take care of each other

1ST RULE OF BEAR FIGHT CLUB IS - You do NOT talk about Bear Fight Club.

TAGS: bears fight club
Rating: 3.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 28, 2014, 1:51 pm
I wouldn't want to talk about bare fight club either.

SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.

CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.

BABY POLAR BEAR - If you were small enough, he would eat you.

TAGS: polar bears
Rating: 2.94/5

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Max - May 24, 2008, 5:39 pm
But he's so cute and cuddly and whatnot! ...Or is it a she...

Elisha and the Two Bears -

TAGS: elisha bears
Rating: 4.17/5

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Greeny - December 6, 2015, 3:19 pm
somebody needs to masterbate
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:40 pm
God approves of witchcraft? Boy, is Salem's face red!
nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:31 am
The Elisha method for handling bullies.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 7, 2013, 1:31 pm
Amen! 5 Bears

NO CAMPING - During Zombie Bear Season


TAGS: penguins polar bears humor
Rating: 3.94/5

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lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 8:39 am

Yes, these are penguins found in Antarctica and along the tip of South America. (There's a world of difference between kids and adults, too.)
Wurdsmyth - July 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
you know there is a world between them right?


TAGS: bears fight humor
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 3:46 pm
Great Pic .

BEARS - I have GOT to remember to let those little things get out before I eat their mushrooms.

TAGS: bears mushrooms smurfs
Rating: 2.92/5

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BuZZbomb - September 5, 2009, 8:43 am
I try to make people think about it. Kinda like a joke grenade... Pull pin. Wait for it. Oh yeah, I get it. 5L.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:32 am
It was a reach, but you made it work! 5L

PANDA - He did not do it.

TAGS: panda bears
Rating: 2.89/5

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Bob Chin - January 29, 2009, 11:00 am
I'm not addicted to bamboo....I've never seen that piece of bamboo. I've sworn it off...really!!!
Checker_MC - January 29, 2009, 10:57 am
Great one.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 8:31 am
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 29, 2008, 1:45 am
I love his expression. Good one!


RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!

TAGS: september challenge bears are crack sh**s
Rating: 3.73/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:40 am
There's a homestarrunner video about a fake charity called "pistols for pandas". I guess it just proves there are no new jokes.
aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:58 pm
ridiculous, I LOVE IT!

YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!

TAGS: september challenge bears i lift you grab
Rating: 3.65/5

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LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 9:41 pm
Nothin' naughty here...*snickers*...move along now!
mallen - September 5, 2009, 9:36 pm
got it, thanks.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Who're you trying to convince here?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:58 pm
no it's not!!!!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:56 pm
...It's where they do naughty stuff.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:55 pm
PM's = Private Messages.... On the forum.
mallen - September 5, 2009, 8:39 pm
Since I have no idea what "PM's" is an abreviation for none taken.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:32 pm
Check yer PM's LD. (no offence mallen)
LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 8:13 pm
Another fave of mine was with the 2 bears and the eskimo running off: "I lift, you grab - is that so hard?"
mallen - September 5, 2009, 7:59 pm
God bless Gary Larson.

GREAT MOTHERS - Proper technique, as demonstrated by momma bear to a cold and lonely husky.

TAGS: mothers bears dogs love hugs
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:39 pm
... who just pissed himself. 5L

FIGHTING DIRTY - When the going gets tough, the tough gets kicked in the junk

TAGS: bears ball kick
Rating: 3.92/5

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Who Cares? - March 4, 2010, 11:35 am
**** Punch

HORNIER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR... - i said leave my wife alone cubby!!

TAGS: lol bears
Rating: 3.46/5

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motinet - December 23, 2010, 9:44 am

In soviet russia, human mawls bear???

SEPARATED AT BIRTH - Duckman's Lost Son, Jay Cutler


BEARDIES - A perfect sweater for your face? How do you iron it?

FROWN - Lets turn it upside down And make a rainbow of unicorn feathers and JELLY-BEANS


TAGS: life upside down ducks cubbybears favorite position lol
Rating: 3.32/5

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GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 10:22 pm
Shoopdahwoop, I hate you
Shoopdahwoop - May 19, 2010, 10:20 pm
Hate me for being a grammar Nazi, but it should be once IN a while.


Palace Guard -

Snowbathing -

TAGS: polar bears nothern manitoba snow storms prepared
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - December 7, 2013, 9:00 pm
Shipped overnight air by UPS!
EmilioDumphque - December 7, 2013, 12:58 pm
Is that a penguin from Antarctica on that arctic spit? Must have escaped from a zoo!
MissPriss - December 6, 2013, 10:54 am
Those cuddly polar bears will get ya ever time. Just don't let them GET ya cuz you'll be on that spit. Thanks for the vote mao.
maoworks2 - December 6, 2013, 7:46 am
Made Me Feel Good For Some Reason. 5 Cold L's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 5, 2013, 10:23 pm
Mess of a day, eh? I don't mind shoveling powder in December, but carving the snow out before Christmas does not bode well for our prospects this winter. Fair thee well, fellow Canadians......Winter is coming.
MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 7:17 pm
Huh, guess he meant those things he used said to spypengen...teehee.
Greeny - December 5, 2013, 7:02 pm
Steve in a bear suit - lol
MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 5:37 pm
Yep me too. Just came in for the 3rd time today shoveling out my driveway and sidewalks. Same thing yesterday. Tomorrow I'm just using the flame thrower!
Oldsod - December 5, 2013, 1:25 pm
Yessss...Looking out the window at sleet pellets. For the first time in a decade, I don't have to cut firewood. Not sure if that's better or worse.

Enforcers -

TAGS: bears
Rating: 4.33/5

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OH, WHY THANKYOU - I wasn't expecting an appetizer before the main course.

TAGS: polar bears ice food appetizer
Rating: 4.13/5

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spacedog - February 3, 2010, 5:48 pm
Amsome. 5Ls.
Airman - February 3, 2010, 4:57 pm




TAGS: bears
Rating: 4.13/5

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BEARS - do they really piss in the woods?

POLAR BEARS - Eventually they will rip your leg off, and you will die screaming

POLAR BEARS - They kill people for fun.

TAGS: polar bears
Rating: 1.71/5

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Mark - October 29, 2008, 11:21 am
some people are ignorant.

BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP - For that xenophobic loser living in their parents basement

Reasoning -

TAGS: polar bears attack cubs
Rating: 4.82/5

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Greeny - July 14, 2014, 9:14 pm
good one tcoc


TAGS: caturday calendar bears know where
Rating: 4.58/5

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CloudchaserS - October 29, 2011, 9:57 am
Mythbusters did it. Using the right poop and technique, you can polish a turd. But it's still a turd, it's still going to smell.

INNOCENT? - DO NOT believe it. Each bear contains a chip that will unite them globally. Skynet pales in comparison to Cubbynet

TAGS: cubby rise of the bears
Rating: 4.58/5

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rerun - July 7, 2010, 7:39 pm

My daughter is hooked on these things....and for some odd reason she wants to go to Hawaii.
Cubbybear - July 7, 2010, 7:24 pm
Don't listen to him...Cubbyney only covers the far east and the lower eastside of Manhattan . 5/5

I REMEMBER - Someone suggested we go to the BEAR'S DEN



TAGS: clouds lions tigers and bears
Rating: 4/5

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vlad9885 - July 27, 2012, 6:34 pm
I see Waldo
Sean - July 2, 2010, 1:19 pm
Just noticed this one now. Very funny, aggiford.
ljkhp - July 2, 2010, 2:17 am
to be honest i see a guy with a beer belly with his wang dang hanging out and a really fat chick gettin ready for some head
Fatt Matt - January 14, 2010, 10:07 am
No body expects the invasion force!

THERE'S A REASON - Us Canadians are so protective of our bacon

Global warming? -

HEY THAT'S MY BUCKET - I don't know why I want it, but goddammit that's my bucket.

GOTCHA! - The chair and the bed thing I'll overlook. But give me back the damn porridge!

TAGS: vacations pictures bears stories
Rating: 3.5/5

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MissPriss - July 24, 2012, 11:53 am
Ahh yes...the neighbors. Most days I can bearly stand mine! Thanks for the comment AcidRain.
AcidRain - July 23, 2012, 3:22 pm
Classic expression on the bear's face. Looks like my bear-shaped neighbor when he's whining about some injustice done to him.


BEAR-WARE - Don't worry - You're not Goldilocks!


BEARS - 3 baby Bears for 3 Sisters

TAGS: the three bears
Rating: 2.2/5

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LogicDude - October 24, 2008, 8:52 am
Cubbybear baby ph**o! He's the one on the left!

CUBBYBEAR - There's a reason he's gone missing !

BEARS - Mans New Best Friend

DO YOUR PART - Help to end the coming destruction.

Yum Yum -

Masks -

Discrimination -

Kodiak Cakes -

TAGS: pancake mix kodiak bears taking a poo like a boss
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2016, 4:04 pm
It probably does. It's all the same crud nowadays. :D
mizzdizz - November 2, 2016, 5:44 am
I was wondering if it contained ground up Kodiak bear powder for that protein boost! Good one Cynic! Very funny! ^!

Los Angeles, California -

TAGS: cou***s bears skunks raccoons no big
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 5, 2017, 4:40 am
part 2, C-bal was having problems elsewhere and kinda grumpy because of it. I haven't had any problems with him. He always responds to a verbal luv *** (like above) and chills. You're about 2 weeks 2 late. C-bal was havin' a bad day. Its over.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2017, 4:33 am
Hi Silvy! As stated, sometimes the 'symbol fairy' is just plain silly, even funny at times! Just like with those fabulous autocorrect errors! See part 2.....
Silverheart - May 4, 2017, 10:55 am

Can't really speak for my cohorts, but I don't get bent out of shape about the censor or gripes concerning it. It can get rather silly with the censoring of 3 - 5 letters of a word.
Silverheart - May 4, 2017, 10:55 am

Can't really speak for my cohorts, but I don't get bent out of shape about the censor or gripes concerning it. It can get rather silly with the censoring of 3 - 5 letters of a word.
mizzdizz - April 17, 2017, 5:13 am
Barking about the symbol fairy, which is a program, is allowed. When you get the Ban Hammer? That's a person with authority. I recommend using, 'Yessir, thank you, sir, not a problem sir' Learned that trick in the Navy, chuckle, chuckle...
Cannabal - April 16, 2017, 1:57 pm
Don't try to argue with the Censor, otherwise the mods will start gettin' real pis'sy.
mizzdizz - April 5, 2017, 10:32 am
the symbol fairy censored C-O-U-G-A-R?? W T F? Silly little symbol fairy! Maybe one will think you will make a tasty little snack.

A Sign of the Times -

Schadenfreude -

TAGS: bears chicago philadelphia nfl injury
Rating: 5/5